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Friday, May 1, 2009

Things that must go.

  • People who stick gum under tables, desks, chairs, etc.
  • 3 in. long fake nails
  • People that think rules don't apply to them.
  • Men that have the provocative silhouette of a woman laying back on the mudflaps or windows of their truck. (really guys? Classy, real classy)
  • People that insist on constantly complaining about things they can change, they just choose to not change it. (maybe they enjoy complaining?)
  • SNAKES!
  • People who are not capable of eating quietly and with their mouth closed.
  • Grouchy people that work in retail or customer service.
  • People talking loudly on their cell phones in a quiet public place.
  • Girls that insist on pulling their thong up around their waist so that it can be seen when they sit down. ( first of all, gross, and really? you can't feel the draft?)
  • People who line the back window of their car with Beanie Babies.
  • Men who pop the collar of their shirt that happens to be pink.
  • 2 words "Man Purse"
  • Peas and Corn (yuck)
  • Skinny Jeans
  • Ugg Boots
  • Hummers (unless its the original hummer)
  • The phrase "Chicken Fingers." It's chicken strips, chickens don't have fingers :)
  • Coconut shavings on anything. (no thanks, I could shred cardboard if I wanted that)
  • Cigarettes
  • Women feeding their infant in public with NO cover over them! ( I understand your child needs to eat, but really? you couldn't find a coat, a dark corner, a bathroom or something?)
  • People blaming illegal immigrants for all their problems.
  • Spiders
  • People who have stinky feet and decide its a good idea to take off their shoes at work.
  • Customers who argue with the cashier at the grocery store over their 2 dollar of coupon's expiration date. (really? its 2 dollars, I have 8 quarters if it will move you along quicker)
  • People who use the self check out lane with a months worth of groceries in their cart.
  • People who wait until they get the total to start writing their check.
  • People who drive 25 on Orem Blvd. (in case anyone's wondering its 35)
  • Drivers who pull in front of you and decide to go 60 in the fast lane when there are absolutely no other cars in sight.
  • The Silent Treatment.
  • People that get an expensive camera and are suddenly transformed into a "Professional Photographer"
  • Being put on speaker phone without warning.
  • Pop-up ads.
  • People that blink profusely when, and only when they talk.
  • Recession
  • People that cannot park within the lines.

4 comments:

CHMomma said...

i agree with a LOT of those

Ash Kelley said...

that was pretty funny and true all at the same time. (yeah i know, i'm captain obvious)

gwen said...

Ha! you made me laugh out loud on a rainy Monday morning. Thanks.OK,I admit to DOING a few of those things
(like starting to fill out my check when I get the total) but I noticed that several of your peeves have to do with speed, and since I am old, I am exempt? yes?

Alexis said...

ditto ditto and ditto!!!! I suddenly feel so connected to you:)