"my chin ran into the curb"

Man comes into the ER with a huge cut on his face. When questioned as to why, he said he rode his bicycle into a wall. While the doc was stitching him up it became apparent that this man was unbelievably drunk. They let him sober up a bit and sent him on his way.
An hour passes... the same man with the same bicycle gets escorted back into this small town ER. When asked what happened this time, he replied with something like, "my chin ran into the curb." After starting an iv in hopes to sober him up enough to get through the night, he was asked how he got so drunk so fast. He admitted that on his way out, he stole a hospital grade bottle of hand sanitizer and drank the entire thing before exiting the building.

Dang! That's one desperate drinker!

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